weeeeeeeeee

BYE BYE PEOPLES!
IM GOING AUSTRALIA TODAY.
AND I'LL BE LEAVING IN ANOTHER 15 MORE MINS :D



Signing off.

DOUBLE TEEHEE!

Brian EXPOSED!

p/s : this post is to rant about Brian, the baby my mom's babysitting.

So just now when i was bathing Brian , he shocked me half dead. He was pee-ing (naked ohoho) and suddenly i saw bloood O.O so i zoomed in and see the kuku and indeed it was some dark red liquid but when i loook closer ( really close) i realized its just his urea that looks like blood because of his sensitive(?) skin and the toilet lighting :D

And apparently Brian is a real POSER and a VAIN lil baby. Just now he was admiring himself in front of the mirror and posing like some Mr.macho/ Ben 10 / Ultraman HALF NAKED before bathing. lol How vain can this baby be? But for a baby his age , its kinda cute eh? :D

And BABIES are soooooooo troublesome. Wait, is Brian still a baby? okay nvm LITTLE BOYS! LITTLE BOYS ARE SO TROUBLESOME! i have to wake up at 5PM from my beautiful dream on a rainy day(samore!) just to bring Brian up (have to go groundfloor alone samore! what if ppl kidnap me???!) from kindergarten :(

Not only that. HE has a very (very) bright(!) future as a SPY/STALKER.He always gets me into trouble. always! He's my mom number 1 spy and he does NOT only spy on me, he spy on my dad too.

Situation A
Doing my homework while listening to songs and facebooking.

Mummy :*whispering so i can't hear their evil plan* Brian go see if ah wen's doing her homework
or playing computer
Brian : *opening the door* *saw me facebooking*
Me : shhhhhhhh.. don't tell mummy pls :/
Brian : okay
Me : later i'll give you sweets (a lie :P) go out now and close the door thank you :D
Brian : *close door*
Me : phew. yessh!!! :D (softly)
Brian : MUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!! AH WEN PLAYING COMPUTER!!!!!!
Mummy :AHHH WEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!
ME : Sh*t! #$%#^$% =.=

Situation B
A Saturday morning when theres no band. no nothing
8.30AM

mummy : Ah wen WAKE UP!!!! *pulls blanket*
me : ooookkkaaaayyyy -.-
mummy : I GIVE YOU 10 MINS TO GET EVERYTHING READY. WE ARE GOING OUT TO HAVE BREAKFAST!!
me : *grumbles*
.
..
...
after 10 mins
....
.....
mummy : Brian go see ah wen bath already not.
Brian : okay *walks into the room*
me : zzzzzzzzzzz
Brian : MUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!! AH WWWEEEEENNNN STIL SLEEEPING!!!
mummy: AAAHHHHH WEEEEENN!!!!!!!!
me : #$%$#^%$&$%#%# ARGH!!!!!#$%#$%
and after that she started nagging. =.=


Situation C
me and my sis came back from somewhere and we're trying to scare our mom.

me : shhhhhh
ah jie : *opening the gate quietly*
me : okay 1 . 2 . 3 . *ready to open the door and scare her*
Brian : *OPEN THE DOOR FIRST AND SCARED US!* AH WEEEEN ANNND AH CHIAANN COOOMMMEE BAACKK ALREEAADDY!!
=.=
thats not the worst thing.

He always complain EVERYTHING to my mom. He complain even the slightest thing i do to him.

Situation A
Me : *hit him really softly*
Brian : *fake out all the tears and cry and run to my mom* muuuummmmyyy ahh weenn hiiittt meeee T_T
mummy : AHHHH WEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : #$%#$%$#

there are times where he accused me that i hit/pinch/punch him. and CLEARLY i didn't touch a single hair of his BUT my mom always ALWAYS believes him T___T how can she treat her innocent and cute daughter like this ryte ryte?!!

and when i complain about her ''precious baby'' (apparently) this is what i get

me : mummmmyyy Brian HIT ME!
Brian : *doesn't even look guilty at all*
mummy : ohhh.. Brian, cannot hit ah jie ah
mummy : come sayang sayang
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and now they have a new cheesy pattern (arrgghhhh alll the patterns comin outt!!)

mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love you TOOO!
and then they hugged -.-

and when i want to share the love also, this is what happened


Situation A

me : Brian i love youuuu
Brian : *look at me with the beh song face* =.=
me : Brian i loveeee youuuu
Brian : *ignores*
me : Brian later i eat ice cream (a lie obviously) you don't needa eat
Brian : ah wen i love you tooo *with the unwilling tone*

Situation B

me : mummy i loove youuu
mummy : Brian i love yoouuu
Brian : Mummy i lovee youuuu tooooo
me : say it to me also lah!!
mummy : i cannot tell lie today.
me : =____________________=
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love youuu tooo!

she broke my tiny little fragile heart into a gazillion pieces T___T i don't like them! :(

but the (only) goood thing about Brian is that he''s actually my personal slave :D
just use something to bribe him and he will do it for you :D such naive kids ahahahahahah


The main reason im blogging about this is because i can show and tell him what trouble he had cause me last time when he grows up. And maybe he will feeeel guilty and decides to become my real slave for the rest of his life!muaahaha :D and NOT because i don't love him
I think about the future see :D and i can foresee that my future will be a very bright one :P










Signing off.

TEEHEE!

XXX

Checked my emails recently (1450 more to go!) and i saw all this disgusting pictures that gives me the creeps.

according to the email , this is real and not some fake hand or so.. wth

cockroach's eggs!! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. they can even hatch in your tongue WTH!

lol look at the link down there. HA-HA indeed =.=

guess what is this? ITS ANT'S EGGS!!! i don't know and don't want to know how but people DO eat this.. i think this is the nest and theres lots and lots of eggs in every single one of it. just imagine them crawling out one by one . *shivers*


can't our planet be bug-free or something? T___T


Signing off.

TEEHEE!

Ting's Masterpiece #1 - #10

As you can see from the title, this is only the first to tenth masterpiece and that means theres more to come! :D Maybe this can be a tag too? post up your own masterpiece of anything! :P


#1 My super-duper-fuper-ruper delicious mashpotatoes! Lots of sauce added like : honey , mint, spagetti sause , chocolate and etc
sounds gross but actually its not bad tasting okay :D


#2 This will happen after 10 years time :D (okay this has nothing to do with the title but nvm :P)


#3 Done during CNY 2010 *note this is vene's fat fingers ahhah

#4 Done during CNY 2010 too. *note Loo's mom's fingers :D

#5 My cooking skill's great! the otak-otaks were really really tasty and the oven is very useful and err polite. *hint* :D (i was just heating up the otaks)


#6 Good editing work :D soooo cuteee rite? :D *note thats brian and my dad ahaha


#7 I've got the talent to take XXX photos :D TEEHEE only for 16 and above tq :D


#8 Yeu Ying's first ssanti (means cheap in korean) pose taken by me :D

#9 im actually a good hairstylist too :D This happened in Peiyi's house. *note this is loo shin teng aka siti loo.



#10 The famous porcupine hair! she completely ignored me that time. but loo you loook soo cute like that :D right right? :D


theres actually a shot of Rachel's candid face but i can't find it anywhere. maybe i deleted it :/
A waste to delete that picture. Its CLASSIC!


Signing off,

TEEHEE!

Exam's over! :/

Note* im very kia su and you can't do anything about it -.-


im glad its o-v-e-r and the result i got was the worst out of the worst T_T
it seems like i did all the silliest mistakes and im regretting very much now :( But that doesn't mean my common sense is O okay!
i always thought that last-min studying would work but i guess im wrong.
Watudu? its over and sulking over it will be just useless :/ ! its just only a minor exam anyway (but it will be the most memorable one :/ )

i will learn from my mistakes and will do way way better for the next exam. i promised that to my mom and surprisingly she never scold me. But i can see that shes kinda(very) dissapointed and sad so this makes me kinda(very) sad too :/

But i will look at the bright side and think of it as a process of growing :D

''The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.''
Thomas Edison - Work - Commitment - Success
(common sense ahhah :P)

''Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.''
Benjamin Disraeli - Happiness - Action

hmmmm if thats true, then the action i should take now to cheer myself up is to watch the ''Henry Chow'' and sing along with it :D í think that would even make a sad cow happy :D

!@#$%@

EXAM'S ON MONDAY
and boohoo i am still slacking off :(

John Park the sexaay singer is ELIMINATED this week on American Idol T_______T
WHY WHY WHY????!
He's too hot for you huh huh huh huh???!
or is it because he likes Shania Twain and not you huh huh????!????
#$%#%^@#$ #$%@#$#%$%^%$^#$%#$%^$^%&^%^%#$@#$

okay im mentally disturbed now.


P.S I shall support Didi and Siobhan from now on.

Blame it on the washing machine

Note : my mom have big eyes!!!

When i came back home from school today , i got a call from my dad and my mom was LOL-ing when she passed the phone to me so i thought something good must have happened. And apparently my dad wanted to tell me that my MOM accidently washed my phone in the washing machine together with the bedsheet.

She claims that she really didn't noticed my phone there on the bed
and she said that i can't blame her because she did not spoil my phone but the washing machine did. So if i ever want to blame someone, i have to blame it on the washing machine. @%$#%$ I've only used it for like a few months and this kind of thing happened!
So now the phone is under repair. Damn those RM250 -.-

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