BYE BYE PEOPLES!
IM GOING AUSTRALIA TODAY.
AND I'LL BE LEAVING IN ANOTHER 15 MORE MINS :D
Signing off.
DOUBLE TEEHEE!
Friday, April 9, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Brian EXPOSED!
p/s : this post is to rant about Brian, the baby my mom's babysitting.
So just now when i was bathing Brian , he shocked me half dead. He was pee-ing (naked ohoho) and suddenly i saw bloood O.O so i zoomed in and see the kuku and indeed it was some dark red liquid but when i loook closer ( really close) i realized its just his urea that looks like blood because of his sensitive(?) skin and the toilet lighting :D
And apparently Brian is a real POSER and a VAIN lil baby. Just now he was admiring himself in front of the mirror and posing like some Mr.macho/ Ben 10 / Ultraman HALF NAKED before bathing. lol How vain can this baby be? But for a baby his age , its kinda cute eh? :D
And BABIES are soooooooo troublesome. Wait, is Brian still a baby? okay nvm LITTLE BOYS! LITTLE BOYS ARE SO TROUBLESOME! i have to wake up at 5PM from my beautiful dream on a rainy day(samore!) just to bring Brian up (have to go groundfloor alone samore! what if ppl kidnap me???!) from kindergarten :(
Not only that. HE has a very (very) bright(!) future as a SPY/STALKER.He always gets me into trouble. always! He's my mom number 1 spy and he does NOT only spy on me, he spy on my dad too.
Situation B
A Saturday morning when theres no band. no nothing
8.30AM
mummy : Ah wen WAKE UP!!!! *pulls blanket*
me : ooookkkaaaayyyy -.-
mummy : I GIVE YOU 10 MINS TO GET EVERYTHING READY. WE ARE GOING OUT TO HAVE BREAKFAST!!
me : *grumbles*
.
..
...
after 10 mins
....
.....
mummy : Brian go see ah wen bath already not.
Brian : okay *walks into the room*
me : zzzzzzzzzzz
Brian : MUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!! AH WWWEEEEENNNN STIL SLEEEPING!!!
mummy: AAAHHHHH WEEEEENN!!!!!!!!
me : #$%$#^%$&$%#%# ARGH!!!!!#$%#$%
and after that she started nagging. =.=
Situation C
me and my sis came back from somewhere and we're trying to scare our mom.
me : shhhhhh
ah jie : *opening the gate quietly*
me : okay 1 . 2 . 3 . *ready to open the door and scare her*
Brian : *OPEN THE DOOR FIRST AND SCARED US!* AH WEEEEN ANNND AH CHIAANN COOOMMMEE BAACKK ALREEAADDY!!
=.=
thats not the worst thing.
He always complain EVERYTHING to my mom. He complain even the slightest thing i do to him.
Situation A
Me : *hit him really softly*
Brian : *fake out all the tears and cry and run to my mom* muuuummmmyyy ahh weenn hiiittt meeee T_T
mummy : AHHHH WEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : #$%#$%$#
there are times where he accused me that i hit/pinch/punch him. and CLEARLY i didn't touch a single hair of his BUT my mom always ALWAYS believes him T___T how can she treat her innocent and cute daughter like this ryte ryte?!!
and when i complain about her ''precious baby'' (apparently) this is what i get
me : mummmmyyy Brian HIT ME!
Brian : *doesn't even look guilty at all*
mummy : ohhh.. Brian, cannot hit ah jie ah
mummy : come sayang sayang
T___________________T
and now they have a new cheesy pattern (arrgghhhh alll the patterns comin outt!!)
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love you TOOO!
and then they hugged -.-
and when i want to share the love also, this is what happened
Situation A
me : Brian i love youuuu
Brian : *look at me with the beh song face* =.=
me : Brian i loveeee youuuu
Brian : *ignores*
me : Brian later i eat ice cream (a lie obviously) you don't needa eat
Brian : ah wen i love you tooo *with the unwilling tone*
Situation B
me : mummy i loove youuu
mummy : Brian i love yoouuu
Brian : Mummy i lovee youuuu tooooo
me : say it to me also lah!!
mummy : i cannot tell lie today.
me : =____________________=
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love youuu tooo!
she broke my tiny little fragile heart into a gazillion pieces T___T i don't like them! :(
but the (only) goood thing about Brian is that he''s actually my personal slave :D
just use something to bribe him and he will do it for you :D such naive kids ahahahahahah
The main reason im blogging about this is because i can show and tell him what trouble he had cause me last time when he grows up. And maybe he will feeeel guilty and decides to become my real slave for the rest of his life!muaahaha :D and NOT because i don't love him
I think about the future see :D and i can foresee that my future will be a very bright one :P
Signing off.
TEEHEE!
So just now when i was bathing Brian , he shocked me half dead. He was pee-ing (naked ohoho) and suddenly i saw bloood O.O so i zoomed in and see the kuku and indeed it was some dark red liquid but when i loook closer ( really close) i realized its just his urea that looks like blood because of his sensitive(?) skin and the toilet lighting :D
And apparently Brian is a real POSER and a VAIN lil baby. Just now he was admiring himself in front of the mirror and posing like some Mr.macho/ Ben 10 / Ultraman HALF NAKED before bathing. lol How vain can this baby be? But for a baby his age , its kinda cute eh? :D
And BABIES are soooooooo troublesome. Wait, is Brian still a baby? okay nvm LITTLE BOYS! LITTLE BOYS ARE SO TROUBLESOME! i have to wake up at 5PM from my beautiful dream on a rainy day(samore!) just to bring Brian up (have to go groundfloor alone samore! what if ppl kidnap me???!) from kindergarten :(
Not only that. HE has a very (very) bright(!) future as a SPY/STALKER.He always gets me into trouble. always! He's my mom number 1 spy and he does NOT only spy on me, he spy on my dad too.
Situation A
Doing my homework while listening to songs and facebooking.
Mummy :*whispering so i can't hear their evil plan* Brian go see if ah wen's doing her homework
or playing computer
Brian : *opening the door* *saw me facebooking*
Me : shhhhhhhh.. don't tell mummy pls :/
Brian : okay
Me : later i'll give you sweets (a lie :P) go out now and close the door thank you :D
Brian : *close door*
Me : phew. yessh!!! :D (softly)
Brian : MUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!! AH WEN PLAYING COMPUTER!!!!!!
Mummy :AHHH WEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!
ME : Sh*t! #$%#^$% =.=
Doing my homework while listening to songs and facebooking.
Mummy :*whispering so i can't hear their evil plan* Brian go see if ah wen's doing her homework
or playing computer
Brian : *opening the door* *saw me facebooking*
Me : shhhhhhhh.. don't tell mummy pls :/
Brian : okay
Me : later i'll give you sweets (a lie :P) go out now and close the door thank you :D
Brian : *close door*
Me : phew. yessh!!! :D (softly)
Brian : MUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!! AH WEN PLAYING COMPUTER!!!!!!
Mummy :AHHH WEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!
ME : Sh*t! #$%#^$% =.=
Situation B
A Saturday morning when theres no band. no nothing
8.30AM
mummy : Ah wen WAKE UP!!!! *pulls blanket*
me : ooookkkaaaayyyy -.-
mummy : I GIVE YOU 10 MINS TO GET EVERYTHING READY. WE ARE GOING OUT TO HAVE BREAKFAST!!
me : *grumbles*
.
..
...
after 10 mins
....
.....
mummy : Brian go see ah wen bath already not.
Brian : okay *walks into the room*
me : zzzzzzzzzzz
Brian : MUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!! AH WWWEEEEENNNN STIL SLEEEPING!!!
mummy: AAAHHHHH WEEEEENN!!!!!!!!
me : #$%$#^%$&$%#%# ARGH!!!!!#$%#$%
and after that she started nagging. =.=
Situation C
me and my sis came back from somewhere and we're trying to scare our mom.
me : shhhhhh
ah jie : *opening the gate quietly*
me : okay 1 . 2 . 3 . *ready to open the door and scare her*
Brian : *OPEN THE DOOR FIRST AND SCARED US!* AH WEEEEN ANNND AH CHIAANN COOOMMMEE BAACKK ALREEAADDY!!
=.=
thats not the worst thing.
He always complain EVERYTHING to my mom. He complain even the slightest thing i do to him.
Situation A
Me : *hit him really softly*
Brian : *fake out all the tears and cry and run to my mom* muuuummmmyyy ahh weenn hiiittt meeee T_T
mummy : AHHHH WEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : #$%#$%$#
there are times where he accused me that i hit/pinch/punch him. and CLEARLY i didn't touch a single hair of his BUT my mom always ALWAYS believes him T___T how can she treat her innocent and cute daughter like this ryte ryte?!!
and when i complain about her ''precious baby'' (apparently) this is what i get
me : mummmmyyy Brian HIT ME!
Brian : *doesn't even look guilty at all*
mummy : ohhh.. Brian, cannot hit ah jie ah
mummy : come sayang sayang
T___________________T
and now they have a new cheesy pattern (arrgghhhh alll the patterns comin outt!!)
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love you TOOO!
and then they hugged -.-
and when i want to share the love also, this is what happened
Situation A
me : Brian i love youuuu
Brian : *look at me with the beh song face* =.=
me : Brian i loveeee youuuu
Brian : *ignores*
me : Brian later i eat ice cream (a lie obviously) you don't needa eat
Brian : ah wen i love you tooo *with the unwilling tone*
Situation B
me : mummy i loove youuu
mummy : Brian i love yoouuu
Brian : Mummy i lovee youuuu tooooo
me : say it to me also lah!!
mummy : i cannot tell lie today.
me : =____________________=
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love youuu tooo!
she broke my tiny little fragile heart into a gazillion pieces T___T i don't like them! :(
but the (only) goood thing about Brian is that he''s actually my personal slave :D
just use something to bribe him and he will do it for you :D such naive kids ahahahahahah
The main reason im blogging about this is because i can show and tell him what trouble he had cause me last time when he grows up. And maybe he will feeeel guilty and decides to become my real slave for the rest of his life!muaahaha :D and NOT because i don't love him
I think about the future see :D and i can foresee that my future will be a very bright one :P
Signing off.
TEEHEE!
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