Friday, April 9, 2010
weeeeeeeeee
IM GOING AUSTRALIA TODAY.
AND I'LL BE LEAVING IN ANOTHER 15 MORE MINS :D
Signing off.
DOUBLE TEEHEE!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Brian EXPOSED!
So just now when i was bathing Brian , he shocked me half dead. He was pee-ing (naked ohoho) and suddenly i saw bloood O.O so i zoomed in and see the kuku and indeed it was some dark red liquid but when i loook closer ( really close) i realized its just his urea that looks like blood because of his sensitive(?) skin and the toilet lighting :D
And apparently Brian is a real POSER and a VAIN lil baby. Just now he was admiring himself in front of the mirror and posing like some Mr.macho/ Ben 10 / Ultraman HALF NAKED before bathing. lol How vain can this baby be? But for a baby his age , its kinda cute eh? :D
And BABIES are soooooooo troublesome. Wait, is Brian still a baby? okay nvm LITTLE BOYS! LITTLE BOYS ARE SO TROUBLESOME! i have to wake up at 5PM from my beautiful dream on a rainy day(samore!) just to bring Brian up (have to go groundfloor alone samore! what if ppl kidnap me???!) from kindergarten :(
Not only that. HE has a very (very) bright(!) future as a SPY/STALKER.He always gets me into trouble. always! He's my mom number 1 spy and he does NOT only spy on me, he spy on my dad too.
Doing my homework while listening to songs and facebooking.
Mummy :*whispering so i can't hear their evil plan* Brian go see if ah wen's doing her homework
or playing computer
Brian : *opening the door* *saw me facebooking*
Me : shhhhhhhh.. don't tell mummy pls :/
Brian : okay
Me : later i'll give you sweets (a lie :P) go out now and close the door thank you :D
Brian : *close door*
Me : phew. yessh!!! :D (softly)
Brian : MUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!! AH WEN PLAYING COMPUTER!!!!!!
Mummy :AHHH WEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!
ME : Sh*t! #$%#^$% =.=
Situation B
A Saturday morning when theres no band. no nothing
8.30AM
mummy : Ah wen WAKE UP!!!! *pulls blanket*
me : ooookkkaaaayyyy -.-
mummy : I GIVE YOU 10 MINS TO GET EVERYTHING READY. WE ARE GOING OUT TO HAVE BREAKFAST!!
me : *grumbles*
.
..
...
after 10 mins
....
.....
mummy : Brian go see ah wen bath already not.
Brian : okay *walks into the room*
me : zzzzzzzzzzz
Brian : MUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!! AH WWWEEEEENNNN STIL SLEEEPING!!!
mummy: AAAHHHHH WEEEEENN!!!!!!!!
me : #$%$#^%$&$%#%# ARGH!!!!!#$%#$%
and after that she started nagging. =.=
Situation C
me and my sis came back from somewhere and we're trying to scare our mom.
me : shhhhhh
ah jie : *opening the gate quietly*
me : okay 1 . 2 . 3 . *ready to open the door and scare her*
Brian : *OPEN THE DOOR FIRST AND SCARED US!* AH WEEEEN ANNND AH CHIAANN COOOMMMEE BAACKK ALREEAADDY!!
=.=
thats not the worst thing.
He always complain EVERYTHING to my mom. He complain even the slightest thing i do to him.
Situation A
Me : *hit him really softly*
Brian : *fake out all the tears and cry and run to my mom* muuuummmmyyy ahh weenn hiiittt meeee T_T
mummy : AHHHH WEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : #$%#$%$#
there are times where he accused me that i hit/pinch/punch him. and CLEARLY i didn't touch a single hair of his BUT my mom always ALWAYS believes him T___T how can she treat her innocent and cute daughter like this ryte ryte?!!
and when i complain about her ''precious baby'' (apparently) this is what i get
me : mummmmyyy Brian HIT ME!
Brian : *doesn't even look guilty at all*
mummy : ohhh.. Brian, cannot hit ah jie ah
mummy : come sayang sayang
T___________________T
and now they have a new cheesy pattern (arrgghhhh alll the patterns comin outt!!)
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love you TOOO!
and then they hugged -.-
and when i want to share the love also, this is what happened
Situation A
me : Brian i love youuuu
Brian : *look at me with the beh song face* =.=
me : Brian i loveeee youuuu
Brian : *ignores*
me : Brian later i eat ice cream (a lie obviously) you don't needa eat
Brian : ah wen i love you tooo *with the unwilling tone*
Situation B
me : mummy i loove youuu
mummy : Brian i love yoouuu
Brian : Mummy i lovee youuuu tooooo
me : say it to me also lah!!
mummy : i cannot tell lie today.
me : =____________________=
mummy : Brian i love youuu
Brian : mummy i love youuu tooo!
she broke my tiny little fragile heart into a gazillion pieces T___T i don't like them! :(
but the (only) goood thing about Brian is that he''s actually my personal slave :D
just use something to bribe him and he will do it for you :D such naive kids ahahahahahah
The main reason im blogging about this is because i can show and tell him what trouble he had cause me last time when he grows up. And maybe he will feeeel guilty and decides to become my real slave for the rest of his life!muaahaha :D and NOT because i don't love him
I think about the future see :D and i can foresee that my future will be a very bright one :P

Signing off.
TEEHEE!
Friday, March 19, 2010
XXX




can't our planet be bug-free or something? T___T
Signing off.
TEEHEE!
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Ting's Masterpiece #1 - #10

sounds gross but actually its not bad tasting okay :D





#7 I've got the talent to take XXX photos :D TEEHEE only for 16 and above tq :D
#8 Yeu Ying's first ssanti (means cheap in korean) pose taken by me :D
theres actually a shot of Rachel's candid face but i can't find it anywhere. maybe i deleted it :/
A waste to delete that picture. Its CLASSIC!
Signing off,
TEEHEE!
Exam's over! :/
Note* im very kia su and you can't do anything about it -.-
im glad its o-v-e-r and the result i got was the worst out of the worst T_T
it seems like i did all the silliest mistakes and im regretting very much now :( But that doesn't mean my common sense is O okay!
i always thought that last-min studying would work but i guess im wrong.
Watudu? its over and sulking over it will be just useless :/ ! its just only a minor exam anyway (but it will be the most memorable one :/ )
i will learn from my mistakes and will do way way better for the next exam. i promised that to my mom and surprisingly she never scold me. But i can see that shes kinda(very) dissapointed and sad so this makes me kinda(very) sad too :/
But i will look at the bright side and think of it as a process of growing :D
''The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.''
Thomas Edison - Work - Commitment - Success
(common sense ahhah :P)
''Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.''
Benjamin Disraeli - Happiness - Action
hmmmm if thats true, then the action i should take now to cheer myself up is to watch the ''Henry Chow'' and sing along with it :D í think that would even make a sad cow happy :D
Friday, March 5, 2010
!@#$%@
and boohoo i am still slacking off :(
John Park the sexaay singer is ELIMINATED this week on American Idol T_______T
WHY WHY WHY????!
He's too hot for you huh huh huh huh???!
or is it because he likes Shania Twain and not you huh huh????!????
#$%#%^@#$ #$%@#$#%$%^%$^#$%#$%^$^%&^%^%#$@#$
okay im mentally disturbed now.
P.S I shall support Didi and Siobhan from now on.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Blame it on the washing machine
When i came back home from school today , i got a call from my dad and my mom was LOL-ing when she passed the phone to me so i thought something good must have happened. And apparently my dad wanted to tell me that my MOM accidently washed my phone in the washing machine together with the bedsheet.
She claims that she really didn't noticed my phone there on the bed
and she said that i can't blame her because she did not spoil my phone but the washing machine did. So if i ever want to blame someone, i have to blame it on the washing machine. @%$#%$ I've only used it for like a few months and this kind of thing happened!
So now the phone is under repair. Damn those RM250 -.-
T______________________________________________________T
Thursday, February 25, 2010
SUJU- Sorry Sorry Translation
To win the ticket , you are required to translate any Super Junior's songs into Bahasa Melayu.
So i thought it should be very easy because we can just use YAHOO language translator aka babel fish to translate the lyrics to Malay but UNFORTUNATELY, babel fish doesn't translate to malay. So the very 'gao' me went Google to search for some other translator and i found 2 pretty good ones called Citcat http://www.citcat.com/index.jsp?lang=1 and ConveyThis http://translation.conveythis.com/translate.php .
So i went and tried it and this is what i got:(if you already know the lyrics, just read the one with b.melayu translation)
SORRY SORRY BY SUPER JUNIOR (korean)
CHORUS:
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby
Baraboneun nunbit soge
Nunbit soge naneun machi
Naneun machi mwoe hollin nom (Ijen beoseonajido motae)
Georeooneun neoui moseup
Neoui moseup neoneun machi
Nae simjangeul barpgo wannabwa (Ijen beoseonajido motae)
Eodil gana dangdanghage
Utneun neoneun maeryeokjeok
Chakhan yeoja ilsaegiran
Saenggakdeureun bopyeonjeok
Dodohage geochim eopge
Jeongmal neoneun hwansangjeok
Dorikil su eobseulmankeum
Nege ppajyeo beoryeosseo
CHORUS:
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan
Ttanttan ttanttada tta
Nege banhaebeoryeosseo baby
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttarappappara
Hey girl gir gir gir gir gir girl I
Nunmantteumyeon ni saenggak (Hey girl)
Janakkaena sasil neo hana bakke anboyeo
(Malhaebwa) Ni mame naega
(Malhaebwa) Jari jabanneunji
(Malhaejwo) Naege malhaejwo
(Naneun babo babo babo)
Jubyeon saramdeureun malhae
Naega neomu jeokgeukjeok
I sesange geureon saram
Eodi handurinyago
Geugeol molla geunyeol molla
Sigihamyeo haneun mal
Naega bureopdamyeon geugeon
Geudaedeuri jineun geo
CHORUS:
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttaranttan
Ttanttan ttanttada tta
Nege banhaebeoryeosseo baby
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttararara
Ttanttan ttanttada tta ttarappappara
Let's dance dance dance dance
Let's dance dance dance dance
Let's dance dance dance dance
Dance dance
Hey ije geuman naege wajullae
Jeongmal michil geotman gata yeah
Nan neoman saranghago sipeo
Jeoldae dasi hannun pal saenggak eobseo hey, hey, hey
Aeiniragiboda chingugateun
Naega doego sipeo
Neoui modeun gomin seulpeum
Hamkke ganjikhagopa
Dasi eobseul mankeum mankeum
Neoreul neomu saranghae
Naega baran saram niga baro geu
That that that girl
CHORUS:
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
Naega naega naega meonjeo
Nege nege nege ppajyeo
Ppajyeo ppajyeo beoryeo baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Nuni busyeo busyeo busyeo
Sumi makhyeo makhyeo makhyeo
Naega michyeo michyeo baby
SORRY SORRY BY SUPER JUNIOR (english)
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
I I I first
For you for you for you I fell
fell fell fallen baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Eyes are blinding blinding blinding
Breathe is stifled stifled stifled
I'm going crazy crazy baby
Inside the glaze that stares back at me
Inside the glaze it's as if I'm
As if I'm a guy bewitched bye something
I can't even escape it now
The way you look when you walk over
The way you look it's as if
You came and stepped on my heart on the way
I can't even escape it now
Wherever you go you confidently
Smile, your attractiveness
A rare beauty and a good girl
Universally thought of
Proudly, without stopping
You're really like a fantasy
So much that people can't change their mind about it
I've fallen for you
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
I I I first
For you for you for you I fell
fell fell fallen baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Eyes are blinding blinding blinding
Breathe is stifled stifled stifled
I'm going crazy crazy baby
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda
I've fallen baby
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddarabbabbara
Hey girl gir gir gir gir gir girl i
When I open my eyes I think of you Hey girl
Asleep or awake, the truth is I can only see you
Tell me in your heart I
Tell me did I get a spot
Tell me tell me please
I'm stupid stupid stupid
People in my surroundings tell me
I'm too aggressive
In this world that sort of person
Not as though there are only one or two of them
You don't know you don't know her
Words that they say in jealousy
If you're jealous of me
Then they are going to lose
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
I I I first
For you for you for you I fell
fell fell fallen baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Eyes are blinding blinding blinding
Breathe is stifled stifled stifled
I'm going crazy crazy baby
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda
I've fallen baby
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddarabbabbara
Let's dance dance dance dance
Let's dance dance dance dance
Let's dance dance dance dance
dance dance
Hey will you come to me now
I feel like going to really go crazy yeah
I want to only love you
I will never think of looking at anyone else hey
Rather than a lover, a friend
Is what I'd rather like to be
All of your thoughts and sadness
I want to keep
As if as if you might not exist
I love you so much
The person that I expect is you
that that that girl
Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry
I I I first
For you for you for you I fell
fell fell fallen baby
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Eyes are blinding blinding blinding
Breathe is stifled stifled stifled
I'm going crazy crazy baby
SORRY SORRY BY SUPER JUNIOR (b.melayu)
Maaf Maaf Maaf Maaf
Saya saya saya pertama
Untuk anda untuk anda untuk anda saya jatuh kejatuhan kejatuhan bayi jatuh
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Mata kabur kabur kabur
Bernafas dilemaskan dilemaskan melindungi
Saya pergi gila gila bayi
Dalam sepuh bintang itu kembali pada saya
Dalam sepuh ia seolah-olah saya
Seolah-olah saya seorang lelaki mempersonakan sesuatu mata
Saya tidak boleh pelarian teratur ia kini
Cara anda melihat apabila menang percuma anda
Cara anda melihat ia adalah seolah-olah
Anda datang dan menjejakkan hati saya dalam perjalanan
Saya tidak boleh pelarian teratur ia kini
Di mana anda pergi anda dengan yakin
Senyuman, daya tarikan anda
Satu keindahan luar biasa dan seorang gadis yang baik
Secara umum pemikiran
Bangganya, tanpa menghentikan
Anda sebenarnya menyukai satu khayalan
Terlalu banyak rakyat itu tidak boleh ubah fikiran mereka mengenainya
Saya telah jatuh hati anda
Maaf Maaf Maaf Maaf
Saya saya saya pertama
Untuk anda untuk anda untuk anda saya jatuh kejatuhan kejatuhan bayi jatuh
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Mata kabur kabur kabur
Bernafas dilemaskan dilemaskan melindungi
Saya pergi gila gila bayi
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda
Saya pernah jatuh bayi
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddarabbabbara
Biarkan kami menari menari tarian tarian
Biarkan kami menari menari tarian tarian
Biarkan kami menari menari tarian tarian
tarian tarian
Hei bolehkah anda sedar saya kini
Saya rasa seperti pergi untuk betul-betul jadi gila ya
Saya mahu sahaja cintakan anda
Saya akan tidak akan menyangka melihat pada sesiapa lagi hei
Dari seorang kekasih, seorang kawan
Adakah apa saya telah agak gemar bersikap
Kesemua idea-idea anda dan kesedihan
Saya hendak menyimpan
Seolah-olah seolah-olah anda mungkin tak ada
Saya amat mencintai awak
Orang yang saya menjangka adalah anda
itu bahawa itu gadis
Maaf Maaf Maaf Maaf
Saya saya saya pertama
Untuk anda untuk anda untuk anda saya jatuh kejatuhan kejatuhan bayi jatuh
Shawty Shawty Shawty Shawty
Mata kabur kabur kabur
Bernafas dilemaskan dilemaskan melindungi
Saya pergi gila gila bayi

Ddanddan ddanddada dda
Saya pernah jatuh bayi
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddaranddan
Ddanddan ddanddada dda ddarabbabbara
ROFLOL!
Signing off.
DOUBLE TEEHEE!
25/2/10
I just realized that if i don't eat my mom's fibre, i don't poop.
I don't even remember when was the last time i pooped. :(
What is constipation?
Glad you asked...

What causes constipation?

Glad you asked...
Low-Fiber Foods That Cause Constipation

Glad you asked...
You could be constipated for a variety of reasons.You may need to add more fiber to your diet.You may also have been on medications that cause constipation.

Glad you asked...


Signing off.
TEEHEE!
Terrified
Sang by Katharine Mcphee
Also sang by Didi Benami in American Idol
You by the light is the greatest find
In a world full wrong you're the thing that's right
Finally made it through the lonely to the other side
You said it again, my heart's in motion
Every word feels like a shooting star
I'm at the edge of my emotions
Watching the shadows burning in the dark
And I'm in love and I'm terrified
For the first time in the last time in my only life
This could be good, it's already better than last
And love is worse than knowing you're holding back
I could be all that you needed if you let me try
You said it again my hearts in motion
Every word feels like a shooting start
I'm at the edge of my emotions
Watching the shadows burning in the dark
And I'm in love and I'm terrified
For the first time in the last time in my only
I only said it 'cause I mean it, I only mean 'cause it's true
So don't you doubt what I've been dreaming
'Cause it fills me up and holds me close whenever I'm without you
You said it again my hearts in motion
Every word feels like a shooting star
Watching the shadows burning in the dark
And I'm in love and I'm terrified
For the first time in the last time in my only life
Love this song :)
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Chinese New Year 2010

As usual we went back to our ah gong and ah ma's house in Sitiawan, Perak on Saturday. Intially the plan was to come back on Friday which mean no plannings for the whole weekdays but we came back early cause my grandpa wanted to follow us back to go to a funeral. My father's cousin's wife passed away on the 3rd day of CNY (i think) And she generously donated 5 of her organs and saved 5 lives. You should know who i am talking about if you read newspaper during CNY.

Went loo's house on Thursday to pai nian and gamble :P Had a great time winning other people's money. :D




And no its not me who destroyed his nails.


After that, my sister and i went to peckjin's house and ate alot of fooooooood. Gambled and won money too :D

I think this Chinese New Year is the best one ever not because someone passed away(of course) but its because i've gained alot this year such as :
more angpau money.
win lots of money.
ate lots and lotsss of DELICIOUS foood.
get to go alot of places with my sister
and last but not least, gained abit of weight. :/
But during chinese new year you are suppose to eat alot of yummy foood and become fat what! so its nothing to be sad of right right?! *comforting myself* If theres people who lost weight during chinese new year then i don't think she/he is a human.
Its probably a ROBOT!!
oh yeah, my mom finally bought me a new computer. Mwah Mwah. <3
Tadah! And you know whose that??? Its WOOYOUNG!! WOOOYOUUUNGG!!! 2PM!!!!
Listen to my Heartbeat (It's waiting for you)
Kkeutnatdaneun geol ajikdo molla
Wae ireoneunji ihaega anga
Listen to my Heartbeat (It's beating for you)
Listen to my Heartbeat (It's waiting for you
Neoui saenggage ajikdo apa
Gaseumi ttwil ttaemada saenggangna
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *scream like a chicken*



Signing off.
TEEHEE!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
CNY hampers

This is Brian if you stilll don't know. Looks very cute on the outside but he's a real monster on the inside. BEWARE if you ever see him.
This picture is so cuuuuuteeee right? :D
The hamper was a gigantic one and it was nicely decorated with a big red cloth-like- paper and the other one was in basket form. Theres cookies,chocolates, chicken esssence and birdnest drink and etc. And since it was such a gigantic hamper, i thought there should be like AT LEAST 2 boxes of birdnest drink and chicken esssence and some other hidden goodies somewhere deep inside.


Forgotten to take pic of the actual one.
And THIS is what's inside the hamper under the heavy packaging.
ONLY get that much goodies from 2 hampers!
But that was not all. There were lots and LOTS of rubbbbish inside tooo.The rubbish actually filled 2/3 of the space inside. O.O Not exaggerating really.
Next time i don't think i will be all excited and happy to seee big hampers anymore :/ They cheat your money. SO Don't judge the book by its cover :(
At least this red cloth-like-paper is useful. I shall add it to my junk collection. You will never know when you need one of these for unexpected occasions. :D
Signing off.
TEEHEE!